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demeaniac:

yeffyaboyuice:

IM PEEING

i tried to scroll past this but

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D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

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raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

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letusdotherp:

Do you ever just carry a happy demeanor to avoid drama but on the inside you’re like:

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3milysrats:

thelma has badger’s cute head!

3milysrats:

thelma has badger’s cute head!

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georgetakei:

Rarely drop the F-bomb, but this warrants one. Stay tuned for a blog piece on this later today, posted on That Blog Is So Takei. http://ift.tt/1pT1ojd

georgetakei:

Rarely drop the F-bomb, but this warrants one. Stay tuned for a blog piece on this later today, posted on That Blog Is So Takei. http://ift.tt/1pT1ojd

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lucythecardicorgi:

Lucy is actually a bunny in disguise. She also enjoys looking like a psycho corg. This is her “the neighbors just gave me tons of love so why aren’t you submitting to the belly rubs, ma?” face. Hahaha.

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raverush:

gr0sse:

shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad

the job was simple: seduce and murder captain toad. but shyguy never anticipated growing so attatched to a target.

raverush:

gr0sse:

shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad

the job was simple: seduce and murder captain toad. but shyguy never anticipated growing so attatched to a target.

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phlegminism:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

phlegminism:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"

"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

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eccecorinna:


hemipelagicdredger:

mermaidskey:

mermaidskey:

oxidoreductase:

Lavoisier is having none of your shit.

Heeeey so fun fact: the woman in that painting is Lavoisier’s wife, Marie-Anne Pierrette Paulze, who not only acted as Lavoisier’s lab assistant but also translated English and Latin texts into French so he could read them. But she didn’t just translate, she pointed out errors in the chemistry in some of the texts. Her observations of these errors convinced Lavoisier to study combustion, which led to his discovery of oxygen. She was also critical to the publication of Lavoisier’s Elementary Treatise on Chemistry in 1789. She kept strict records of every experiment they conducted together and drew detailed diagrams of all their equipment. She also threw amazing parties and invited all the brightest minds in science so her husband could pick their brains. After Lavoisier was guillotined she secured all of his notebooks and equipment for posterity.
In short: NOBODY KICKS MADAME LAVOISIER OUT OF THE LAB.

Also, a side note: My historian husband-to-be pointed some things out to me about this painting. Notice that Madame Lavoisier is looking at the viewer, and all the light is on her, while Lavoisier himself is physically smaller than her, in shadow, and looking up to her in reverence. This isn’t a candid photograph- all of these choices are deliberate. The painting isn’t of Lavoisier- Madame Lavoisier is meant to be the central subject. 
I can just imagine Lavoisier telling all his colleagues that his wife is really the one with all the clever ideas, and them patting him on the back and telling him he’s sweet for saying so.

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Rebloggin’ for the fantastic commentary and the edit :)

eccecorinna:

hemipelagicdredger:

mermaidskey:

mermaidskey:

oxidoreductase:

Lavoisier is having none of your shit.

Heeeey so fun fact: the woman in that painting is Lavoisier’s wife, Marie-Anne Pierrette Paulze, who not only acted as Lavoisier’s lab assistant but also translated English and Latin texts into French so he could read them. But she didn’t just translate, she pointed out errors in the chemistry in some of the texts. Her observations of these errors convinced Lavoisier to study combustion, which led to his discovery of oxygen. She was also critical to the publication of Lavoisier’s Elementary Treatise on Chemistry in 1789. She kept strict records of every experiment they conducted together and drew detailed diagrams of all their equipment. She also threw amazing parties and invited all the brightest minds in science so her husband could pick their brains. After Lavoisier was guillotined she secured all of his notebooks and equipment for posterity.

In short: NOBODY KICKS MADAME LAVOISIER OUT OF THE LAB.

Also, a side note: My historian husband-to-be pointed some things out to me about this painting. Notice that Madame Lavoisier is looking at the viewer, and all the light is on her, while Lavoisier himself is physically smaller than her, in shadow, and looking up to her in reverence. This isn’t a candid photograph- all of these choices are deliberate. The painting isn’t of Lavoisier- Madame Lavoisier is meant to be the central subject. 

I can just imagine Lavoisier telling all his colleagues that his wife is really the one with all the clever ideas, and them patting him on the back and telling him he’s sweet for saying so.

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Rebloggin’ for the fantastic commentary and the edit :)

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